This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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