so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
