whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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