So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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