will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
