That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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