ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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