Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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