Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Acid is not a monday night drug
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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