And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
