What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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