from now on my penis is your penis
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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