Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
