The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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