Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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