We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Houston, we have a blender
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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