I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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