Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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