He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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