Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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