that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
please come you make the beer taste better
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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