I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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