man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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