i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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