So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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