You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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