dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I think i got beer on your cat.
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