this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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