When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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