You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
whose parrot is this?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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