if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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