Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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