I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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