so explain again why im purple
no
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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