it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Randomize
