guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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