i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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