Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
