scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just google imaged poop.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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