His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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