Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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