with your own penis?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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