im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You dont lie about slip and slides
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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