I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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