i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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