Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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