do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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