So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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