i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Randomize