Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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