Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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