so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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